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PhenixRising
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Posted: 12:24pm 10 Apr 2026

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"Did you always drink so much?"

"Noo I went eleven years straight without touching a drop"

"Really? So what happened?"

"I turned twelve" 🤣 😂

KeepIS

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Posted: 10:33pm 10 Apr 2026

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Fede
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Posted: 09:24pm 11 Apr 2026

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Grogster

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Posted: 05:19am 12 Apr 2026

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Smoke makes things work. When the smoke gets out, it stops!

Frank N. Furter
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Posted: 11:41am 12 Apr 2026

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"I had to go six years without sex, alcohol, or drugs"

"And then?"

"...then I started school..."

bfwolf
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Posted: 05:14pm 12 Apr 2026

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Es gibt auch ein Wortspiel-Witz auf Deutsch (There's also a pun in German):
"Am Anfang war es Spaß und aus Spaß wurde Ernst. Ernst ist heute 7 Jahre alt.."

I'll try to translate it "reasonably well" into English:
"In the beginning it was fun, and out of fun resulted ernest. Ernest is now 7 years old.."

Edited 2026-04-13 03:14 by bfwolf

grumpyoldgeek
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Posted: 09:49pm 12 Apr 2026

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Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Grogster

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Posted: 10:50pm 12 Apr 2026

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I have a Homer Simpson quote on my desk: "Beer....Now there's a temporary solution."

Smoke makes things work. When the smoke gets out, it stops!

PhenixRising
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Posted: 07:18am 13 Apr 2026

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Homer quotes

Quote Trying is the first step toward failure.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s the way I am.
Marge, you know it’s rude to talk when my mouth is full.
Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.
If I could say a few words, I would be a better public speaker.
Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.
I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
The problem in the world today is communication; too much communication.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
If God didn’t want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.
I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don’t even get paid for the stuff they do?
Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals; except the weasel.
Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate, and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.
Marge, try to understand. There are two types of college students, jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

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